Reblogged from Me Approved
All you need is a twenty in your pocket and a bus ticket.
All you need is someone on the other end of the map, thinking about the supple
curves of your body, to guide you to a home that stretches out for miles
and miles on end.
— “Here’s What Our Parents Never Taught Us,” Shinji Moon (via tailspin for whole passage)
Reblogged from Les Petites Choses
Tags: quotes

bilbutt-baggins:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

Reblogged from Me Approved
Reblogged from Holy Hand Grenade
tyleroakley:

Well played.

tyleroakley:

Well played.

Reblogged from Chilleriaaaa
Happy New Year’s Eve from Australia! Five more hours until 2013 over in this time zone.

Happy New Year’s Eve from Australia! Five more hours until 2013 over in this time zone.

passthecocaine:

the-hobbit-hair:

passthecocaine:

Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag
that does not look like a fucking potato to me

why were you in the potato tag

passthecocaine:

the-hobbit-hair:

passthecocaine:

Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag

that does not look like a fucking potato to me

why were you in the potato tag

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